Birthday special : resolutions

Today, at 3:44 hrs on the 7th of April, 2010 (inspite of whatever date n time blogspot may declare this to be ), I raise my hand to the cute little birthday hat in front of me and solemnly promise to do my best to keep the below mentioned promises and resolutions. To this day I promise never to forget any of these resolutions, even for a moment , and that my whole year shall be dedicated to keeping these to the best of my abilities.

1. I will blog at least once every week even if I am the only one reading and appreciating them. I’ll buzz even more often now, even if no one cares to comment on my buzzes( I’ll pester people to read my blog, trust me, pestering is sumthin I am REALLY good at :P )

2. I will continue pestering people to pronounce “diffusion” correctly.

3. I will go for jogging every day from now on ( except, of course, during exams ,on birthdays –of myself or of friends n family-, on national n regional holidays and wenever I am engaged otherwise )

4. I will not consume alcohol except when in good company ( which basically means a human being )

5. I will continue asking my friends far away to wake me up at 6 in the morning and then go off to sleep as soon as they have done so ( after of course assuring them that I am fully awake and that nothing can put me off to sleep again !!)

6. I will not treat anybody unless they give me their pending treats

7. I’ll try and behave more maturely ( come on , I am 21 now ) by this I mean I will not annoy my friends over petty issues, I will not make childish unreasonable demands n comments at improper times and places ( u don’t think I can do this ?? well….frankly speaking …….it does sound a lil tough…well lets gv it a shot anyways )

8. I will continue surprising my buddies ( how?? No, no cant tell u now, it’s a surprise !!)

9. I will learn cycling and biking

10.I’ll say “ I love you “ to my mom n dad more often.

11. “ you never even let me miss you, abhi “—I shall invoke more such comments from all my friends even though I may be miles away from them.( FYI this statement was last made on saturday the 3rd of April, 2010 at 18:45 hrs at Fd-453, saltlake city, kolkata )

12. I will not stare at a pretty woman when I see one, I shall just admire her

13. I’ll find myself a date (about time, aint it??)

14. I shall get a 1600 in gre and a 100 percentile in cat :P

Well friends can you think of anything else that should be a part of this list? If so, please inform me and I shall take up the case very seriously :P